how to be affectionate to ur gf staring rookie akemi homura
step 1: kiss her
ok maybe step 1 was too hard
Anonymous asked: So one time I was having sex and i really love it when people nibble my ear lobe or kiss behind my ear and she kinda got that but then she puT HER TONGUE IN MY EAR AND I LITERALLY SCREAMED "NO NO NO" aAND THEN I JUST SAT THEIR LAUGHING SO HARD LIKE WE COULDNT EVEN FINISH THE SEX I WAS LAUGHING TOO HARD. I LAUGHED FOR LIKE A GOOD FIVE MINUTES BEFORE RESUMING THE SEX AND THAT WAS MY first time having sex.
Bahahahah oh my god eww tongue in the ear does not sound good
Oh anon that was a good laugh ahahaha
sometimes i get upset about kansas stereotypes but then i remember that one time my friend’s pet cow got carried away by a tornado and they found it 3 years later on a different farm